Through years of rigorous comedy research at the CARLOS VALENCIA Intercontinental Institute for the Advancement of Shtick, Valencia’s line of cutting edge jokes have set new standards in stand-up quality. His comedic leadership in the field of enhanced joke telling techniques manages to make audiences laugh at rates that meet and often exceed the industry average. Carlos’ patented atomic punchline timing has been tested to far surpass the latest precision standards set forth by the American World Congress of Local Comedy. His state-of-the- art timing accuracy is designed to lose no more than one millisecond every 273 years. Carlos tolerates no less than utmost comedic operating excellence for guaranteed customer success.
Carlos Valencia’s first time on stage was at a contest where the prize was a week-long booking on a cruise ship. He lost categorically and is still not allowed on a cruise ship, but since then he has performed in over 30 states from Washington to Florida in comedy clubs, colleges, theatres, casinos, boats, taverns, watering holes, churches, diners, coffee shops, prisons, military bases, bowling centers, back alleys, redneck bars, punk rock clubs, hip-hop joints, and heavy metal dives – with some of the biggest names in comedy – and on some of the most prestigious comedy festivals in the country. Ask your doctor if Carlos Valencia is right for you (side-effects may include dry mouth, hairy nipple, and death).
“He wears a funny hat.”
-DOUG STANHOPE
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SPiFFY SQUiRREL is Nashville’s only truly independent, underground professional weekly alt comedy show. Featuring touring comedians from all corners of the earth, plus outstanding local regulars who are worth paying attention to. Sundays at 7:30pm at The East Room for just $5 cover. Produced and hosted by Nashville’s Chad Riden.
11/16/2014 7:30pm: Carlos Valencia, Julia Prescott, Mark Anundson & more:
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7:00pm doors open
7:30pm show begins
7:31pm you’re late, dummy
9:00pm show is over
The East Room
2412 Gallatin Ave., Nashville, Tennessee 37206
615-335-3137
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TICKETS: $5 at the door or in advance online
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For Booking Inquiries, contact N’Sup