Remember these guys? Jesse Perry, Chad Riden and Billy Wayne Davis wish you a Merry Holidays (circa 2004):
The Naughty & Not So Nice Christmas Comedy Showcase (12/13)
The Naughty & Not So Nice Christmas Comedy Showcase
TONIGHT! December 13, 2009, 8pm
Santa’s coming early and he’s bringing a big ole bag of funny. Join us Sunday December 13th at Spanky’s for The Naughty and Not So Nice Christmas Comedy Showcase. You’ll laugh so hard, you’ll pinch off a yule log in your long underwear. Check the comically festive material spouting forth from some of Nashville’s comics that probably won’t be on the Nice List this year.
Featuring – Dan Schlacter, X Man, Emily Fleming, Toby Stapleton, Monty Mitchell, Scott Hill. Hosted by Chris Loyd.
No cover!
Spanky’s Sportsbar & Grill
330 Welch Road
Nashville, Tennessee 37211
(615) 837-3450
behind the WalMart @ Nolensville and Harding Place – Nashville
Cledus T. Judd & Wix Wichmann collaborate on “Tiger by the Tail (The Tale of Tiger Woods)”
Tiger Woods is getting the Cledus T. Judd treatment. Using Tiger by the Tail, recorded by Buck Owens in 1965, as the reference point, Tiger by the Tail (The Tale of Tiger Woods), was written by Judd with Nashville-based stand-up comic Wix Wichmann, and Phillip White. Judd recorded the song less than a week ago and is already getting spins on major radio stations in Chicago (WUSN-FM), Tampa (WQYK-FM), and Knoxville (WIVK-FM) and is available for download on iTunes and Amazon.com. The song can also be heard up on www.cledustjudd.net.
“What got my attention first off on this story was Tiger is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and he’s messing around with a gal who works for Perkins. With his kind of money, I’d at leasat gone for somebody a little classier … like a 3rd shift manager at IHOP,” said Judd.
Song lyrics are:
Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it’s plain to see,
hit him in his golf balls from the black and blue tees
She was teed off from a tough lie, he tried to tell
And looks like she beat Tiger all to hell
Well, he thought he’d cheat on her and she’d stand by her man,
She knocked out his window with his three iron in her hand
He got up and down in a skins game with a cheap Jezebel..
And that’s why she beat Tiger all to hell
Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it’s plain to see,
Looks like he’s had a hole in one or two or three,
He should have never pulled out his wood, yeah, he should have kept it to himself,
That’s why she beat Tiger all to hell
In other Nashville comedy related news, Cletus T. Judd is currently looking at Nashville’s comedy scene for an opening act for his upcoming tour.
Billy Wayne Davis – Ice Heckler video
Billy Wayne Davis just checked in to tell us about an incident that happened recently at Parlor Live Comedy Club in Bellevue Seattle, WA. Mr. Davis ws accused of having racist material as a woman tried to justify chucking an ice cube at his head while on stage.
Was Billy Wayne’s material racist? Is this woman ‘tarded? You decide!
The Mighty Chuck Anderson @ Liquid Smoke (12/5)
Mink Inc Presents “A Mink Cousins Lock In” @ Liquid Smoke on the square in Murfreesboro.
featuring: Cooking With The Mink Cousins
Comedian, The Mighty Chuck Anderson
and acoustic performances by Static Revival
Come on Down and play The Mink is Right for fabulous prizes! and Chili Samples?
Free!! Dec 5 @ 9pm
Liquid Smoke
#2 North Public Square
Murfreesboro, TN 37130-3633
Look! The performers are on MySpace:
http://www.myspace.com/staticrevival
http://www.myspace.com/chuckebee
http://www.myspace.com/minkcousins