RiffTrax (MST3K!) LIVE @ Belcourt & in theaters everywhere 8/20

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Join the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 for the comedy event of the year!

RiffTrax.com presents RiffTrax LIVE: Plan 9 from Outer Space, an evening of LIVE riffing on the Worst Movie Ever Made on Thursday, August 20th at 8PM

Join Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy (Tom Servo) and Bill Corbett (Crow T. Robot), now of RiffTrax.com, as they are reunited LIVE at the Belcourt Theater! This event will feature the world premiere of a brand new, never-before-seen short and non-stop hilarious riffing on a COLOR version of “Plan 9 from Outer Space”- a 1959 science fiction/horror film written, produced and directed by Edward D. Wood Jr.

This event will be hosted by Veronica Belmont, the Host of Tekzilla on Revision3 and Qore on the PlayStation Network, with Musical Guest Jonathan Coulton and a special segment by Rich “Lowtax” Kyanka of Something Awful.

Everyone Loves Free Stuff…
All event attendees will receive FREE exclusive digital goodies including a never before seen downloadable short, an autographed digital photo of the guys and a song by the RiffTones! A URL and code will be given out at the end of the event.

This one night event will be broadcast LIVE out of the Belcourt Theatre in Nashville, TN into over 400 movie theaters nationwide. Don’t miss an exciting evening of LIVE riffing, zombies, aliens, cheesy performances, wisecracks, laughable special effects and more!

To find out more about RiffTrax, visit www.RiffTrax.com

Unfortunately, the live event at the Belcourt is totally sold out.. BUT maybe you can get tickets to see the event on-screen at Green Hills 16 and the Opry Mills 20.

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Review: Steve Hofstetter & Phil Mazo (12th & Porter, Nashville, TN – July 26, 2009)

Review by Nashville-based up-and-coming stand-up comedian and hyphen-enthusiast Riley Fox:

Steve Hoffstetter
Steve Hoffstetter
About a half-hour or so ago from this writing, I returned home after seeing one of the best stand-up comedy shows I think I may have ever seen. (At least in my top five.)

It was Steve Hofstetter with Phil Mazo at 12th & Porter in downtown Nashville, TN.

First, I’ll discuss the venue. 12th & Porter is a little rock club in downtown Nashville. It’s located at the corner of 12th Avenue North, and, well… Porter. (The same venue naming device is used for another popular Nashville music venue, 3rd & Lindsley, which is located at the corner of… 3rd & Lindsley. For a town full of musicians and other creative people, Nashville really half-assed on some of these venue names. There’s even a venue that, at one point–and it may still have this name–was called The Place. That’s it. The Place. “Hey, what are you guys gonna do before you head to The Place?” “Oh, we’re gonna go eat at A Restaurant.”)

12th & Porter has two rooms: the main showroom, and a side lounge. This show that I saw was in the side lounge room. There were a couple of high-top tables in the back; couple of couches along the side wall, which was adorned with beautifully vibrant paintings of such past music stars as Hank Williams, The Beatles, Stevie Ray Vaughan, etc. The rest of the room had chairs set up in rows, theater-style, facing the stage. Whoever made that call was extremely smart to do so. Stand-up shows work best when the seating is arranged as such so that the entire audience is focused on the show throughout its entire duration. Then, of course, there was the stage, which wasn’t too big, but also wasn’t too small. In the immortal words of Goldilocks, “it was just right.”

If I may go off on a bit of a tangent here, I’d like to profess my love for small, intimate venues. I fucking love them, and I love doing shows in them. Smaller venues are always much more fun than large venues, because with a smaller room you get a greater sense of that intimacy with an audience, and you can really engage them on a much more personal level than even in a big comedy club showroom. You get a connection that isn’t common in other rooms. That’s why if someone ever gave me the choice of performing in a concert hall or stadium for 5,000 people, or a rock club or coffeehouse in front of 50–I’d go with the 50 people any day of the week. I could go on and on about this, but the point is that smaller crowds make better shows because as a performer you can connect with them on a more personal and honest level than a stadium full of random faces. And this show that I saw was definitely one of those.

I’d estimate that there were approximately 50-75 people packed into this little lounge room. As I sat my seat, I eavesdropped on several people’s conversations, and much to my surprise: many of them were talking about comedy. It was mainly about famous comedians they’d seen, but anytime you hear an audience before a comedy show talking about comedy on some level, that’s a great sign. It means the audience knows what the fuck is going on, and they are there for the purpose of seeing the comedy show versus the random yahoos who happened to show up by coincidence.

Phil Mazo
Phil Mazo
The show was opened by one of the employees of 12th & Porter, who briefly introduced Phil Mazo. I’d heard of Mazo several times before, as he’s got a pretty sizeable online base, but I’d never seen him or heard any of his material before tonight. For those unfamiliar with Mazo, he has a very clean-cut boyish look (he seriously looks like he could easily be mistaken for a high school sophomore), and he contrasts it with a lot of edgy, dark material. Most of Phil’s act was about relationships; particularly the more sexual aspects of them, of which I’m usually not a big fan. However, his material was very well-written with a few twists that surprised me. He didn’t break away from his material too much, although one of my favorite moments of the night was when he was in the middle of a bit about threesomes when a glass broke on the floor. Mazo’s comment: “Did I bring up some personal shit there?”

After Phil Mazo finished, he introduced the headliner, Steve Hofstetter. I had seen Steve once before, though it was under much less-than-desirable circumstances: he played Volunteer State Community College in Gallatin, TN. In the cafeteria. AT NOON. Needless to say, it wasn’t a fantastic show, but Hofstetter was still able to pull it off given the environment he was in. This time, however, he was in a club at night in front of people who were there to see him–or at least the comedy show in general (which is good enough). And he fucking ROCKED. He weaved between his own clever, highly polished, intelligent material and extremely quick-witted interactions with the crowd.

Believe me when I say this: Steve Hofstetter has one of the quickest minds I have ever seen in comedy. It’s amazing how fast he is. He spent at least two or three minutes riffing on the Wal-Mart in Johnson City, TN after a woman in the crowd mentioned that she was from Johnson City:

“Why did you live in Johnson City?”
“I graduated and moved in with a friend.”
“Well, then you need to get better fucking friends.”

Steve did approximately 50 minutes or so onstage, and the laughs never let up due to his rapid-paced style of speaking. The crowd that he performed for fucking LOVED him and Phil. I can honestly say it may have been the hottest group of people in terms of audience response that I have ever seen. They were there to laugh, and laugh they did: from the dirty jokes to the clean jokes, from the smart jokes to the dumb jokes, from the innocent jokes to the downright demonic jokes. This audience kicked ass, and Mazo and Hofstetter deserved it. And I bet it won’t be long before the two of them, who frequently tour together, will be rolling through Nashville again.

“This guy got mad because I was funnier than him. I said, ‘I’m a professional comedian, so obviously that must mean I’m funnier than you.’ He said, ‘Yeah, well, you’re a douche.’ And I said, ‘You know what? You’re right: I am a douche. Because after I fucked your mother, she smelled better.’” – Steve Hofstetter

Until next time,

–Riley

Riley Fox is an up-and-coming stand-up comedian in Nashville, Tennessee. He enjoys progressive-rock, self-loathing, and overuse-of-hyphens. His overarching self-consciousness and indecisiveness causes great unease in social situations, and is also very introverted and delusional to an extent. However, despite all of these psychological shortcomings, he has still somehow convinced himself to pursue a career entertaining and performing in front of audiences of people. He’s not quite sure how it happened, either. He is currently working on a BA degree in English, and writes in his spare time. He would also like to borrow $20 dollars. Please?

Mary Mack – one of the “New Faces” at the Just For Laughs Montreal Festival

Mary Mack
Mary Mack

Every year Montreal’s “Just For Laughs” festival selects some “New Faces” for a series of special showcase shows. In their words, “Today’s hottest up-and-comers try to catch the eye of talent scouts and network executives in the most important sets of their lives. Come see tomorrow’s stars today!” Of course, these “new faces” are generally well established, proven talents with many accolades and recognition and credits to their name long before the festival took notice.

For example, this year one of the New Faces is our own Mary Mack. You might remember this nationally touring headliner from her appearances on Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham”, or on NBC’s “Last Comic Standing” or on the “Bob and Tom Radio Show”.

Congratulations to Mary! She and the rest of the New Faces perform “the most important sets of their lives” Tuesday thru Thursday this week at the Cabaret Juste Pour Rire.

Keith Alberstadt on 104.5 The Zone Sports Radio (and other stuff)

And now an update from Nashville’s own Kieth Alberstadt:

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Keith Alberstadt on set of 'Late Show with David Letterman'
I’ve been busy lately. I’m starting a weekly radio segment on one of my favorite sports stations, my CD is now on iTunes, and I have a ton of shows coming up, possibly near you. Keep reading for more!

Sports Radio! The “Stadt” Sheet on The Zone

Beginning Tuesday, July 21, I’ll be giving my sarcastic slant on the sports world in “The Stadt Sheet” on Nashville’s 104.5 The Zone. Listen to The Zone’s “Overtime with Brent Dougherty” every Tuesday night at 11:00 PM EST (10:00 PM Central). Nashvillians can listen live on the radio, and everyone else can stream it live online at www.1045thezone.com.

This is going to be so much fun…make sure to tune in!!

Download My CD on iTunes

Looking for a good way to laugh at the gym? You ought to, because abs should be an important part of your workout. You know who you are.

Well look no more. Download my CD, “One Night Stand”, on iTunes!! Simply go to iTunes, search for my name (make you sure you spell it correctly thank you very much), and there you go.

Or, if you would like a hard-copy CD to make your collection at home look slightly more impressive, you can order through cdbaby. My cdbaby bio page is here: http://cdbaby.com/cd/kalberstadt

Humor Writings

Now it’s time to take a break and read some jokes. That’s an order. I’ve been writing freelance monologue jokes for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon for the past several weeks. You can read them here:
http://www.keithcomedy.com/columns.asp

Teaser: “A runway at JFK airport was shut down Wednesday morning after 78 turtles crawled onto the tarmac. So let’s recap: Geese taking down jets, turtles shutting down runways, pigs spreading the flu…I’m starting to think Old MacDonald is a terrorist.”

I also posted two humor columns since my last newsletter. One’s about bachelorette parties, and I believe every female in the country should read it, pretty please. You can access it through the same link above.

Finally, my latest column is about my time in Nebraska during the Great American Comedy Festival and Tornado Scare. What a fun week that was, but frightening too. Same link.

Future Shows and Web 2.0

I’m back on the road the next two months. Atlanta at The Punchline, then to Buford, GA at the new Buford Variety Theatre, and then off to the Funny Bone in Richmond, VA. All of these are fantastic clubs so spread the word.

For my full tour schedule, check it out here: http://www.keithcomedy.com/tourdates.asp

Finally, while you’re in front of the computer, why not become a fan on my facebook fan page?

And follow me on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/KeithAlberstadt

They’re both good ways to get DAILY updates and jokes, as well as photos from the road and stuff. Thanks again for the continued support! I hope to see you at a show sometime soon.

Sincerely,

Keith Alberstadt
keithcomedy.com

This week in Nashville: Dale Jones, Arnez J, more..

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7pm Dale Jones, The Three Brians (Bongo Java After Hours Theater)
8:30pm Celebrity Showcase – Billy Gardell, Etta May, Cowboy Bill Martin, Brian Haner, Michael Loftus, Tim Wilson, Alex Reymundo (Zanies)

Tuesday, July 21
8am – 9am Get Up, Stand Up (91.1 WRVU-FM)
8pm OPEN MIC Contest (Spanky’s Sportsbar & Grill)

Wednesday, July 22
7:30pm Rik Roberts + OPEN MIC (Zanies)

Thursday, July 23
7:30pm TBA (Zanies)

Friday, July 24
7:30pm, 9:45pm Arnez J (Zanies)
9pm (East Side Performing Artist Co-Op)
9pm Chris Loyd & Friends Comedy Show – Chuck, Perry Redd, Scott D. Hill, X-Man, Wix (Music City Bar & Grill)

Saturday, July 25
7pm, 9pm, 11:15pm Arnez J (Zanies)
8pm Dan Whitehurst (PJ’s Bar & Grille, Fairview, TN)
8:30pm Brandon Sams, Chuck, Kate Lucas-Sams, Terry Cliburn (Joe’s Crab Shack)

Sunday, July 26
7:30pm Arnez J (Zanies)
8pm OPEN MIC (Music Row Bar & Grill)
8pm Laugh At Joe’s OPEN MIC (Joe’s Place)

More details can be found in the NashvilleStandUp show calendar in the sidebar.