The Nashville Creme blog began their review of the show by noting that they rarely cover funny things: “Reviewing stand-up comedy isn’t normally part of The Spin’s job description.” Yeah, we know. Rethink that.
In honor of the Scene taking the time to chime in on local comedy shows, we’ll let them do the heavy lifting for us:
“..we would’ve been idiots to miss this show.”
Chris Crofton“Chris Crofton began a streamlined version of an act we’ve come to know and love. With only a half-hour or so to spare, Crofton wasted no time, delving headfirst into gag-inducing sexual descriptions of fecalphiliacs, jokes about rockabilly douches, diatribes against new media, tales of desecrating slave burial grounds while on LSD and even a joke making light of the tragedy in Haiti.”
Here’s some shaky video of Mr. Crofton doing some NSFW stand-up at the 2009 NY Film Festival:
*major entertainer* Mike H“Clad in a bizarre hodgepodge consisting of a porn star’s sport coat, shorts, a makeshift kilt, an insurance salesman’s tie, fluffy Zorro mask and stuffed octopus hat, Daiquiri [ed note: actually this was a solo performance from *major entertainer* Mike H of the group Daiquiri] looked as if he’d just gone dumpster diving behind Southern Thrift. Using a myriad of effects processors, a Kaos pad, microphones, an overhead projector and some samples, this excitable artiste spent the first portion of his set singing and spastically dancing about the stage to minute-long compositions that we can best describe as sounding like a cross between Dan Deacon and Limp Bizkit.”
Here’s a clip of *major entertainer* Mike H performing on Tom Green’s House Tonight:
At some point, Mike H’s pal Tom Green jumped on stage and helped out with a cover of Wham!’s “Everything She Wants.” After the show Mike complained that some of his gadgets didn’t work at all & he considered his set to be terrible compared to other recent outings. I found his set to be hilarious and entertaining on many levels. His song “Opening Act” could be the greatest thing ever performed by an opening act.
Neil Hamburger
“Donning his trademark cheap tux and exaggerated comb-over, Hamburger came onstage and showered us with side-splitting anti-joke after anti-joke, proving that he’s simply unequaled in the art of insult comedy. Over the course of an hour, everyone from Scientologists to rock stars, dead celebrities and clothing manufacturers became targets of Hamburger’s merciless raillery.”
Here’s one of Neil Hamburger’s appearances on Jimmy Kimmel:
Tom Green in Zanies' green roomAwesome awesome awesome. Hamburger is in Louisville tonight and Knoxville Wed.. I’d highly recommend it, if you have the means. The show ended with a BONUS set from our friend Tom Green doing some highlights from his new stand-up act. “Good times,” as Mr. Green would say. The Scene erroneously reported that Tom was drunk and although that was the case Saturday when he jumped up at The Stage to sing “Summer of ’69”.. and Sunday at Tootsie’s when he spat rhymes from, “Rapper’s Delight”.. he had not been drinking Monday and was sober. We promise.
It was a very fun show. Now if we could just get the Scene out to review a few comedy shows even if they DON’T also involve local musicians..
Nashville’s own Johnny Q. Amish ventured down to Atlanta’s Laughing Skull Lounge in December. The video clip of his appearance has been chosen as a staff pick on Rooftop Comedy. Check it out:
You can find Johnny Q. Amish at our local open mics and lurking around the NashvilleStandUp forum.
Tiger Woods is getting the Cledus T. Judd treatment. Using Tiger by the Tail, recorded by Buck Owens in 1965, as the reference point, Tiger by the Tail (The Tale of Tiger Woods), was written by Judd with Nashville-based stand-up comic Wix Wichmann, and Phillip White. Judd recorded the song less than a week ago and is already getting spins on major radio stations in Chicago (WUSN-FM), Tampa (WQYK-FM), and Knoxville (WIVK-FM) and is available for download on iTunes and Amazon.com. The song can also be heard up on www.cledustjudd.net.
“What got my attention first off on this story was Tiger is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and he’s messing around with a gal who works for Perkins. With his kind of money, I’d at leasat gone for somebody a little classier … like a 3rd shift manager at IHOP,” said Judd.
Song lyrics are:
Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it’s plain to see,
hit him in his golf balls from the black and blue tees
She was teed off from a tough lie, he tried to tell
And looks like she beat Tiger all to hell
Well, he thought he’d cheat on her and she’d stand by her man,
She knocked out his window with his three iron in her hand
He got up and down in a skins game with a cheap Jezebel..
And that’s why she beat Tiger all to hell
Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it’s plain to see,
Looks like he’s had a hole in one or two or three,
He should have never pulled out his wood, yeah, he should have kept it to himself,
That’s why she beat Tiger all to hell
In other Nashville comedy related news, Cletus T. Judd is currently looking at Nashville’s comedy scene for an opening act for his upcoming tour.
Billy Wayne Davis just checked in to tell us about an incident that happened recently at Parlor Live Comedy Club in Bellevue Seattle, WA. Mr. Davis ws accused of having racist material as a woman tried to justify chucking an ice cube at his head while on stage.
Was Billy Wayne’s material racist? Is this woman ‘tarded? You decide!