“Santa Forgot My Coal” song / video

Merry Holiday Times! Here’s Michael Hampton, Sean Parrott & Brad Edwards‘ funny “Santa Forgot My Coal” song / video. In this exciting episode, three friends band together to find a way to not freeze to death in their non-heated home!!! Enjoy!

I broke my bat on Johnnys head
I kept on swinging til he was dead
I threw a full bag of kittens
Down the wishing well
It’s freezing in here
And I’ve been naughty as hell but

Santa Claus Forgot my Coal
Santa Claus Forgot my Coal Baby

I’ve been lying and cheating
and robbing and beating
And facebook deleting
all the people I’ve been meeting
I set fire to a cretin
I put my thumb in Michael Keaton
I’m not planning on retreating
Cus my house it needs some heating but

Santa Claus forgot my Coal
Santa Claus forgot my Coal Baby

I shook hands with ISIS
Gave them a dirty bomb
I’m friends with Ferguson PD
And I love their moms
I became a Republican
And Scientologist
We’re in every naughty group that exist

Saw an Elf on the Shelf
And I knocked it off
Told my kids Santa’s real
When I know he’s not
I killed my wife…

Santa Claus forgot my Coal
Santa Claus forgot my Coal Baby
Santa Claus forgot my Coal
Santa Claus forgot my Coal Baby

The Spiffy Squirrel Comedy Show’s Grand Ole 14th Annual Channiversary Showcase at The East Room 12/7/2014

The Spiffy Squirrel Comedy Show's Grand Ole 14th Annual Channiversary Showcase at The East Room 12/7/2014.

We celebrate 14 years of wonderful shows with an all-star lineup, including: Chad Riden, Brett Cantrell, Sean Parrott, Dusty Slay, Mary Jay Berger, Brad Edwards, DJ Buckley, Brad Hinderliter, Gary Fletcher, Joe Kelley, Bob Clark, Josh Wagner, Kate Spellman, Michael Hampton, Josh Inocalla & Mark Anundson. This show will be recorded for release on our annual album.

SPiFFY SQUiRREL is Nashville’s only truly independent, underground professional weekly alt comedy show. Featuring touring comedians from all corners of the earth, plus outstanding local regulars who are worth paying attention to. Sundays at 7:30pm at The East Room for just $5 cover. Produced and hosted by Nashville’s Chad Riden.

12/7/2014 7:30pm: The Spiffy Squirrel Comedy Show’s Grand Ole 14th Annual Channiversary Showcase:
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7:00pm doors open
7:30pm show begins
7:31pm you’re late, dummy
9:00pm show is over

The East Room
2412 Gallatin Ave., Nashville, Tennessee 37206
615-335-3137
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TICKETS: $5 at the door or in advance online

MORE INFO:
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For Booking Inquiries, contact N’Sup

The NSUP Showcase at Zanies Nashville 10/22/2014

The NSUP Showcase at Zanies Nashville 10/22/2014

Chad Riden with Erin & MeLissa, Brett Cantrell, Carter Glascock, Sean Parrott & Michael Hampton PLUS maybe a BUCKET SPOT available for a random comic who shows up. $10 at the door or $5 now at this special link: http://torch.ly/vA2G4lLvF7

ERIN & MELISSA met in a magical place not found on traditional maps. One day they realized their penchant for comedy and nonsense. Today they are living it up in SoCal making movies, taking pictures and involving themselves in general ruckus.
www.erinandmelissa.com
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Twitter.com/ErinMcGown
Twitter.com/OhDarlingGirl

CHAD RIDEN’s comedy is about his chaotic reality. His last few years have featured bankruptcy, divorce, foreclosure and the best shows of his life. Riden tells self-incriminating stories of being a “recidivist vigilante instrument of karma” that embarrass his daughter and make everybody else shake their heads and laugh and/or contact the authorities.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014
doors open at 6:30
showtime: 7:30

Zanies; 2025 8th Avenue South, Nashville, TN 37204
615-269-0221

TICKETS: $10 at the door or $5 in advance online using promo code NSUP: http://torch.ly/vA2G4lLvF7

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Sean Parrott’s “Summertime (Featuring Swagnum P.I.)” video is the greatest thing on the Internet

Sean Parrott, July 2014
Sean Parrott, July 2014

Nashville-based comedian & musician Sean Parrott is so incredibly funny and talented and wonderful, it’s just ridiculous. His new album “THE DTH OVE LOF” is a perfect example of that. Also, the video for “Summertime (Featuring Swagnum P.I.)” is (without question) the greatest thing on the internet. Stop everything and watch the video right now:

Sean Parrott: THE DTH OVE LOF album cover
Sean Parrott: THE DTH OVE LOF album cover

THE DTH OVE LOF” is a fun and funny indie pop concept album about love, loss, and a battle to save the Earth! The album is available now on BandCamp, Spotify, iTunes and all of the other places, too. Buy it now OR, register to win a FREE copy of it right here! (Well, at the bottom of this post, actually.)

Parrott has previously released “Songs About Sad Stuff And Snacks” in December 2012, and several tracks throughout 2013, but this new album is more of a follow-up to his 2010 “Infinite Superdoom” release as “The Dead Dead.”

Parrot’s 2010 release – “The Dead Dead: Infinite Superdoom”

THE DTH OVE LOF” cover art (by Nashville-based comedian / artist Bryce Damuth) shares the same color scheme as The Dead Dead album and the same sword. Sean says he conceived the new album, “..as part of a continuing story. Infinite Superdoom is about two dudes kinda wandering and battling and THE DTH OVE LOF happens after (or before) that (they have a time machine.) I’m not really sure what happened in between…or what the next album will be about (maybe more time travel stuff?).”

Watching the video for “Summertime” feels like traveling back in time to the glory days of super fun music videos. Sean says Director David Shamban “was really into the doll idea and said it was going to be awesome so I let him go buckwild. And, based on the reactions, it seems to have turned out well.”

Shamban says, “Sean’s song pretty much takes the objectification of women to a new level and what better way to express that than with actual objects. It was a tough task envisioning a video for Sean’s heartfelt ballad of breast awareness. I didn’t want to be heavy handed with the message. I came up with the concept to show characters behaving very badly in a spring break type scenario through the medium of Barbie scale dolls. I think that was good choice considering Barbie dolls anatomy are totally fucked. My motto for the video was ‘Make sure your attention deficited inner 14 year old is happy with this.’ I wanted to make a video that a modern feminist could watch and say “Hey, that’s pretty disgusting, good job!” Seeing as my girlfriend doesn’t hate me after making this video, I must have done something right.”

Within one week of being posted on Sean Parrott’s YouTube channel, the video had over 5000 views. “I’m trying to figure out which song to make a video of next,” Sean says. “But most of the others aren’t as specifically jokey. The problem is trying to scrape money together to pay someone to make another video that looks good.”

Help fund more creativity from Mr. Parrott by buying “THE DTH OVE LOF” on BandCamp or iTunes. Broke? You can register to win a FREE cd from Sean right here. Before you do that, don’t forget to follow Sean Parrott on Facebook, Twitter & YouTube.

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    Dusty Slay @ SPiFFY SQUiRREL Comedy Show (The East Room) 8/24/2014

    Dusty Slay album release show at SPiFFY SQUiRREL comedy show at The East Room 8/24/2014

    Nashville based comedian Dusty Slay will be hosting a party for his debut album release “Making That Fudge” on Sunday, August 24 at the East Room in East Nashville.

    “Making That Fudge” contains 55 minutes of cleverly crafted, sharply delivered comedy featuring Slay’s unique view on ordinary topics.

    Slay was born in Alabama, splitting his time living with his mom in a trailer park and his dad on a farm. One would say he was born to be either a comedian or a meth addict. Slay then moved to Charleston, SC in 2004 and began performing improvised and stand up comedy. He’s been performing all over the country ever since. Slay recently relocated to Nashville, where he can be seen performing stand up all over town.

    The album release party will feature performances from some of Nashville’s favorite comedians, and copies of “Making That Fudge” will be available for purchase.

    “I wasn’t born with a silver spoon in my mouth. I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth, and I was lucky to have that spoon.” –Dusty Slay

    Stalk Dusty online:
    http://dustyslay.com/
    https://twitter.com/dustyslay
    http://www.facebook.com/dusty.slay.5
    http://instagram.com/dustyslay

    Here’s a video:
    http://youtu.be/arpLry-Rt7o?list=UU0v2M5bPNyQqti4xTyq0h6A

    SPiFFY SQUiRREL is Nashville’s only truly independent, underground professional weekly alt comedy show. Featuring touring comedians from all corners of the earth, plus outstanding local regulars who are worth paying attention to. Sundays at 7:30pm at The East Room for just $5 cover. Produced and hosted by NashvilleStandUp.com’s Chad Riden.

    8/24/2014 7:30pm: Dusty Slay, Jim Seward, Sean Parrott, Josh Innocala
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    7:00pm doors open
    7:30pm show begins
    7:31pm you’re late, dummy

    The East Room
    2412 Gallatin Ave., Nashville, Tennessee 37206
    615-335-3137
    Facebook.com/TheEastRoom
    Twitter.com/TheEastRoom

    TICKETS: $5 at the door or in advance online

    MORE INFO:
    Twitter.com/SpiffySquirrel
    Facebook.com/SpiffySquirrel

    For Booking Inquiries, contact N’Sup